It's the thought that counts

  • 3 Girls: We're buying this iPad for our manager.
  • Me: Oh awesome! You guys sound like great employees.
  • 3 Girls: Yeah, well she worked there for 27 years and now it's closing down; she's going to lose her job and so are we.
  • Me: Wow. I'm sorry to hear that. It's still very nice of you guys. Where do you work?
  • 3 Girls: Ever heard of Honey's Strip Club in Everett, WA?
  • Me: Ooooooh...